I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.
You forgot the best part, because he gave him that burger Owen makes sure to bring Miles’ mom (who had died in his own series several years prior) back to life in the new universe. I’m not kidding.
That is the absolute best bullshit comic book resurrection I have ever heard of.
there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.
getting pretty tired of people vandalizing the austin powers wiki
You know what. This post really unsettled me because back in like june or july i vandalized the austin power fan wiki and on austin powers’ page i changed his name to “Steve Harvey” and under his alias i put “Mr. Fuck” and other things. I think you know. I’m so fucking sorry hotbobby
People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it
Saint runs an inn for Time Travelers. Friends and family pop in from various points of their own lives, but they also seem to attract “supernatural” guests to Saint’s home, too.
ᕕ(∵ ･ิ◡･ิ ∵)ᕗ Please reblog to help share this webcomic! Every little bit helps!
One last cutie for the Holiday Event! Thanks for joining us! <3
my advice to anyone out there in academia is to write with the confidence of an ancient natural historian talking in a position of authority about something he knows absolutely jack shit about
like imposter syndrome is a real and terrible thing but if it makes you feel better you’re definitely not nearly as wrong as pliny “there are 176 kinds of fish in the ocean and that’s a real true fact” the elder
art blog: duck-speak
