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sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

#lol  

I don’t know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody’s life; my life. All he’d wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

saint-for-rent:

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Mei isn’t having any of your nonsense today, Uncle Saint.

thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominancy

History 101

thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominancy

History 101

#lol  #bird  
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
#:|  #im so mad  
whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

#lol  #awwww  #cat  

The Best of Grandmother Fa.

#haha  #mulan  #disney  

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

#hahaha...  #:|  

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

#:|  

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

#cute!  #dog